arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

(via fake-mermaid)

dinkleblargh:

penishole:

rabburabbuchu:

penishole:

Can this little shit stop watching me smoke I’m getting uncomfortable

that little “shit” wants you to live a long and happy life..

Marijuana isn’t causing any harm to my body………

“Stop smoking because your cat cares.”

(via chocolate-thunda)

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chocolate-thunda:

cumbercolllective:

I’ve saved tumblr for us, don’t worry guys. You can all go back to your regular blogging now. 

thnx

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MOST EMBARRASSING THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AT SCHOOL

chocolate-thunda:

tom-bass:

Our teacher had the projector on and he was googling our names today in Maths so he could see and show us what came up.

He typed in Tom Bass… Nothing came up. Someone said to type in ‘tumblr’ after my name, so he typed in ‘Tom Bass Tumblr”

guess what it came up with.

In front of the whole class, and my teacher.

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i would be so embarrassed omfg

chocolate-thunda:

justafanboy:

the-legit-alois:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

Can we look at that guy in the Thor T-shirt and how he looks like Thor?

or Jesus. 

He’s jesthor

omfg people on tumblr are simply amazing

(Source: ollivander)

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robiningravens:

samapitongzabala:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

phoebux:

tetrastructuralmind:

tetrastructuralmind:

fierce

wHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN NO

laUGHS AT YOUR PAIN REESE

my hands slipped

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it’s transparent btw

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and we almost forgot his butt

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I’M SCREAMING

(via fake-mermaid)

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chocolate-thunda:

dietchola:

IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

omfg no please i cant breathe

(Source: ovoxott)

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Koala’s response to being petted

(Source: theamericankid, via raemuffin)

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